Sunday Bug Jokes

Why did the ant dance on the honey jar lid?
It said “Twist to Open”.

What game do ants refuse to play with elephants?
Squash

Where did the housefly actor prefer to perch?
On the screen.

How does bee hair become sticky?
From the honey comb.

What were the starving flea’s last words?
Dog gone.

How are a pair of lice eggs like a cheap suit?
They are double (k)nits.

What slogan does Indiana Beach use to attract lady beetles?
“There’s more than cornicles in Indiana.”

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